Avert your eyes!

Admit it. You’re morbidly curious about the upcoming X-FORCE 1 by Rob Liefeld and Fabian Nicieza. “But,” you ask, “how can I sate my curiosity without picking up the book in a public place?” Marvel has spared you this potentially distasteful act by sharing the book via Advanced Marvel Previews at Mile High Comics. Count the ponytails! It’s fun!

Not adequately mutantalized? Then linger there a bit for the briefest of glances at ULTIMATE X-MEN 50 (“Ultimate Gambit” always seems like it should be an oxymoron to me) and X-MEN: THE END 1, which is modestly described as “in the style of the Lord of the Rings movies.” It also “brings the saga of Marvel’s mutants to a climax!” Afterwards, the saga had a cigarette and rummaged through the fridge to see if there was still any of that leftover lasagne.

Wednesday blogrolling

Broken Frontier has an interesting analysis of the existence of “kill lists” at Marvel and DC. My favorite quote:

“‘This time, his nose is twitching not for mystery, but for blood. You only think you know him. Elongated Man Unleashed!'”

Over at Postmodern Barney, Dorian examines strategies to lure new demographics into the comic shop. What’s the secret recipe? Let’s let Dorian sum it up:

“I mean, we’ve gone out of our way to make sure the store is clean, well-lit, organized, that there isn’t any offensive music playing or tits and ass posters on the wall, that there is as wide as possible a selection of comics. You know, like a legitimate business instead of an insular club for the unwashed coteries of super-hero fans and spandex fetishists.”

James Schee at Reading Along is feeling the love for SGT. FROG, to which I say: “We are the frog. Prepare to be assimilated.”

Kurt Busiek will be the new regular writer on JLA, according to an interview at Newsarama. The author of the JLA/Avengers crossover has some interesting things to say on what makes the team’s unique and a somewhat skeptical view of pending disassembly:

‘I hear (the existing paradigm is) changing for the Avengers, and I’m sure it’ll be huge, at least for a while, considering the talent involved. But I’ve always thought that the best thing to do for each book is to figure out what it’s best at and then do that, better than any other book can. Whenever a book tries to imitate whatever works best for some other book, whether it’s the Avengers trying to be more like the X-Men in the ‘jackets’ era or the Detroit League trying to recapture the success of the Titans, I think you’re losing your way. But maybe they’ll find a different road — and if we wind up with two teams built around the JLA concept, I think the original has the edge.’

Tuesday blogrolling

There’s some interesting analysis of the recent New York Times Magazine article (free registration required) on graphic novels. The Comic Queen doesn’t think much of it, and Mark Singer (who is Not the Beastmaster, should you have been wondering) takes his own in-depth look at it. Honestly, the responses to the article are better reading than the article itself.

Others have discussed the October solicits from DC Comics now available for your perusal. Of special note, at least in my opinion, is the digest-sized collection of MY FAITH IN FRANKIE, a really wonderful mini-series by Mike Carey. If you missed the individual issues, it’s hard to imagine a better opportunity to rectify that than a $7 digest. And I think this particular story will work spectacularly well in that format.

As for tomorrow’s comics, there’s lots of goodness on display. From DC, there’s FABLES 27, FALLEN ANGEL 13, and GOTHAM CENTRAL 21. Jay Faerber and bunches of other people provide squabbling super-hero soap opera with NOBLE CAUSES EXTENDED FAMILY ONE SHOT (though the crowd of creators obviously leaves open the possibility that some bits will be better than others *cough*DevinGrayson*cough*). Marvel will be offering up DISTRICT X 3, SHE-HULK 5, and ULTIMATE X-MEN 49. LOVE FIGHTS 11 is due out from Oni. (If only I could get my shop to carry it. I loved the FCBD preview, and I’ve ordered the first trade, though.)

And if you want to balance out all that quality, there’s always IDENTITY CRISIS 2 (by New York Times Academy Pulitzer Peabody Papal Saint Brad Meltzer), something called the WITCHBLADE BLOAD OATH ONE SHOT, seventy-five comics by Geoff Johns, and the bust of a tertiary serial killer character. “He’ll eat your eyes and swallow your mind!” What’s next? A Thessaly bobble-head?

Completely unrelated to the subject of comics, if the phrase “low-carb” makes you spasm in frustration and disgust, Sarah Bunting at Tomato Nation feels your pain. She sums up my feelings on the subject much better than I could, so crack open a loaf of crusty sourdough, click, and feel the starchy love.

Stack smatterings

I’ll be doing full-length comments on some of the books below, but until I get around to it, here are some quick thoughts:

BIRDS OF PREY 69: Atrocious cover aside, one of the big strengths of this book is the subtle, shifting dynamics of the characters. Simone has wisely put some chinks in Oracle’s armor, giving Barbara some flaws while not undermining the character’s essential nobility. Oracle is straddling the fence on Huntress, realizing Helena deserves a chance to contribute while harboring personal animosity towards her. On Helena’s side, she’s showing remarkable reserve in the face of Oracle’s snide remarks and sometimes shaky judgment.

CAPTAIN AMERICA AND THE FALCON 5: It’s very Priestly, really, complete with dicey government conspiracies and shocking twists. I really only picked this up because I’m a sad fanboy who will trail almost anywhere after the Scarlet Witch. She doesn’t seem very much like herself in the brief glimpses Priest offers, a factor I fear is leading someplace fairly unsavory for the character in the DISASSEMBLED scheme of things.

OFFICIAL HANDBOOK MARVEL UNIVERSE AVENGERS 2004: This will no doubt be an invaluable reference for new readers drawn in by DISASSEMBLED so they can have some vague idea of who these characters are as they’re picked off one by one. What other purpose could it be intended to serve, honestly, except maybe as a nostalgia piece before Bendis redefines the team? And, given the preview of AVENGERS 500, a schematic of the mansion seems to be rather beside the point, doesn’t it?

POWERS 1: Paul O’Brien does a very nice job articulating my biggest narrative problem with this issue. The suggestion that there’s no one on the heroic side of the powers equation who would ignore the ban for sixth months seems like a bit of a stretch to me. The evil doers have apparently spent the duration of the ban establishing themselves in the brave new world of virtually unenforceable prohibition. Surely there’s a super-hero or two iconoclastic enough to carry on with business as usual, unless they’re all particularly passive aggressive for vigilantes.

SUPREME POWER 11: Sometimes, the mere suggestion of breasts just isn’t enough, I guess. Zarda and her boobs tell us a little bit more about themselves, as there’s really only a little bit to tell. Instead of having any kind of origin of her own, she’s become a spin-off of Hyperion, and she’s looking forward to clothing optional world domination. Gary Frank earns my contempt by keeping naked Hyperion wrapped in a sheet for the duration of the issue. Does no one care about fan service for gay men, straight women, and bisexuals, too?

YOUR AND MY SECRET Vol. 1: It wasn’t new this week, but I picked it up along with the monthlies. After my disappointment with SEVEN OF SEVEN, I enjoyed this promising if imperfect manga collection. An aggressive young woman and a passive young man switch bodies, and (mostly) comic identity crises ensue. It’s not quite as complex as I’d like, but there are plenty of interesting ideas and some nice narrative twists. Flaws aside, it made me want to know what happens next.