Slice and dice

I haven’t seen For Your Consideration yet, but I know what movie I want Christopher Guest to make next: something about celebrity chefs. In the most recent episode of Top Chef, the competition centered on a luncheon being hosted by the wonderful Jennifer Coolidge, and it all just became so obvious.

Catherine O’Hara as a frosty, control-freak Martha Stewart type… Parker Posey eviscerating perky Rachael Ray… Coolidge sloshing her way through a parody of Paula Deen… I would watch it a hundred times.